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OUR MOST FAMOUS HIRE

We hired an intern
que never sleeps.

She answers comments and messages on Instagram in seconds, at any hour, in the voice of the house. When a conversation gets serious, she hands it to Andreia. She never pretends to be human and never closes deals on her own.

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Bee at the computer, working
MORNING DAY 1 · CONTINUOUS SHIFT
TALK TO HER

She replies differently
to each person.

Choose who you are and watch the conversation change. To a solo founder she suggests the diagnostic; to a company that already sells, she does not even mention it, she goes straight to the department and to Andreia.

You can tap Talk to Andreia and leave your details without leaving this page. It is the same path she follows on Instagram.

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HER SHIFT

Four tasks, no clocking off.

Bee pointing at a chat bubbleREPLIES TO
COMMENTS
Bee looking at a phoneREPLIES TO
MESSAGES
Bee with headphonesIN THE
HOUSE VOICE
Bee carrying an envelopeHANDS TO
ANDREIA
NO SMALL PRINT

Three rules she never breaks.

These are not good intentions. They are rules written into the system, and that is why we can let her talk to the people who find us.

She never pretends to be human.

She signs off as the Intern. If asked, she owns it. Natural ambiguity is one thing; a lie is another, and that does not happen.

She never negotiates price.

She states the list price, plainly and with no invented discounts. Anyone who wants to negotiate talks to Andreia.

She never promises deadlines.

Nor results. She explains how it works, shows what exists, and hands the conversation over when there is serious intent.

The handover to Andreia is the moment the conversation starts to count. The Intern sets things up; the one who closes is a person.

UNDER THE HOOD

What happens between
the comment and the reply.

It looks instant. Underneath there is a defined path, and every step is logged.

01
Someone comments or writesOn Instagram, at any hour
02
The hive reads the profileIt works out who it is talking to before replying
03
It replies in the house voiceWith the brand Brain behind it, not off-the-shelf answers
04
It flags the intentAsked for price, examples, or how it works
05
Email to AndreiaWith a summary of the conversation and a mini-diagnostic of the profile
06
A person steps inAnd the conversation becomes human to human
The Media Bees bee PASSA O RATO POR CIMA
DO NOT TAKE OUR WORD. TEST IT.

Comment AUDIT and count the seconds.

On any of our Instagram posts. She replies and explains the diagnostic. If you insist on talking to a person, she lets Andreia know.

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PHASE 3 OF THE DEPARTMENT

The same intern,
installed in your business.

What you see working on our own channels is what we install for clients on the complete Marketing Department, when the message volume justifies it.

WHAT STARTS TO HAPPEN
Nobody goes unanswered
Comments and messages answered in seconds, including at eleven at night and on a Sunday.
In your voice, not ours
The system learns your brand tone before saying anything in your name.
Your leads reach you
Anyone showing real intent is flagged and delivered where we agreed, with the summary of the conversation.
WHAT STAYS YOURS
Closing the deal
She never closes. She prepares and hands over.
Setting the price
She says whatever is on your price list, and nothing more.
The final decision
Everything that goes out in your name follows rules you approve first.
See the complete Marketing Department PHASE 3 · STARTS WHEN THE VOLUME JUSTIFIES IT
AN HONEST CONVERSATION

Want one of these working for you?

Thirty minutes about your case: how many messages you get, who replies today and what is lost along the way.

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Andreiainfo@themediabees.com
The hive@themediabees
Andreia, founder of The Media Bees, with the brand lightbulb and a bee on her shoulder
AndreiaFOUNDER · HUMAN STRATEGY